As My Roommate & I Are Walking Through The Mall
She has her laptop in her hand, and we're passing through to find somewhere to sit at. A salesman for a jewelry store is standing in front of the store, attempting to get people in.
Hey, is that a laptop ?
Wanna buy some jewelry ?
Smells so good.
A trans prostitute hooting and hollering for some clients on this street.
That cunt tried to steal my url name and make it her own. No, witch.
I’m over here coughing out demons from the cold my roommate gave me. Thanks girl !
The Smell Of Toasting Bread
is so enticing. Mmmmmmnhhfsty
This Man Straight
stopped in front of me as I was sitting on the curb on my phone, points his finger at me at goes,
"You betta give that body back to Beyonce !"
😅😐😂 I hate him.
In Santa Monica As I'm Mobbing By On The Sidewalk
Man Comes Out Of Store
Looking like Tyra Banks
*Gives him the "like no" look while holding my laugh in*
No, for real. A young Tyra.